How to Get a Black Girl

I make a cameo in this video by my buddy Eric.

What song is that From?

Alex asks a VERY important question.

Darius is a Monkey

We were on the Flik's Flyers at Disney's California Adventure/ We went about a month ago and I'm barely posting it now.

Green Cone Hopping Challenge.

Isaac and Ian try the green cone hopping challenge along Harbor Boulevard outside of Disneyland in California.

Bored at the Airport

I can admit it... my friends and I are weird... but I wouldn't have them any other way.
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Tingle In My Pants - FULL SCENE - High School Sucks The Musical

The Full scene for "Tingle in my Pants" from High School Sucks The Musical.
 I'm in this one a bit more. :D

Let's save the Day

Tony, Alex and I were on our way to our Local Game Stop in downtown Long Beach and there was a fire in the Press Telegram Building.

High School Sucks - The Musical - Full Intro Theme Song

The Full Intro to High School Sucks the Musical.
See how many times you can spot me. :)

I Bought Mii a Wii

Um...
Yeah happy Tuesday!
Although it feels like a Monday, I sure needed that extra day of rest.

I spent most of the weekend bowling, boxing, playing baseball, tennis and golf. It was exhausting.
(If only it was in real life I'd be a little slimmer.)

But, yeah I got Mii a Wii over the weekend, I got the Black one, (not that it makes a difference, it just looks cooler)
So I Bought the Wii. It came with the Wii console itself (Duh), A Wiimote, Nunchuck, Wii Motion Plus, Wii Sports, and Wii Sports Resort.
For $200 thats a pretty good deal,

 It was fun, the only downfall to it is that my arm is kinda sore, but I guess it's a good thing because I definitely broke a sweat...and almost broke a chair but that's another story for another day.

I also ended up buying Super Smash Bros. Brawl, some might say it's the only reason a serious gamer might consider buying the Wii. But I don't care I love my Wii.

*EDIT*
It's currently January 2nd, 2013 and I haven't touched my Wii since.

-Jimmy

Did You Know: Farmville

Did you know that there's more "Farmers" on Farmville than there farmers is in real life? (In The U.S.)

It's estimated that for every 60 Farmville Farmers there's 1 real farmer here in the united States.

That's a lot of players, um I mean "Farmers" on Farmville.

Have you ever played it? If not (consider yourself lucky) it consists of is you, as a farmer on a your own digital farm where your facebook friends are your neighbors (who also work on a farm)
yep that's it. So, you plant seeds, wait, harvest your fruits or veggies, repeat.
Oh, and There are animals too, you buy or "find" them and you raise them, wait, harvest their goods (eggs, milk, ect.) and yeah you make money by harvesting, to buy more seeds, animals and land.
Not the most exciting game in the world, but hey people enjoy it. That's why it's currently the Facebook app with the most members.

I've got to hand it to Zynga, they've made a successful Facebook app in which the main objective of the game is to do something that people may not want to do in real life.
-Jimmy

HSSM Party Scene

Me with Mysto (left) and Pizzi (right)

So Last Night (May 1st 2010), Tony and I went to go film the party scene for High School Sucks the Musical. Tony and I got there early (We Were told to get there anywhere between 7:00-7:45pm) and we got there at around 7:05ish... so we were some of the first people there so we kinda of looked like dorks. But No worries, slowly everyone else started showing up...including Mysto and Pizzi!

If you don't know who they are, you should really look them up. They are some dope producers, and some very cool peeps.

It was a pretty dope day yesterday, very memorable. and easily going down as one of my top moments of 2010.

Bad Parents

Okay I know I've touched on this subject before but I saw it again today.

Bad Parents:

We've all Seen them. They neglect their kids. They don't discipline them. They need to become good parents so their kids could grow up to be decent human beings, or at least grow up.

I'll Give you a Few Examples of bad parents. These are all 100% true.

There was a Mother somewhere between here late teens early 20's I'd say about 20, she was crossing the street with her headphones on listening to Music while talking on the Phone, with one hand on the stroller and the other holding her phone. Her son who looked like he was about 2 or 3 was pushing the stroller which (I'm assuming) contained his younger sibling.
Now I'm not against multitasking but C'mon!

Next One Happened this Morning.
A mother who looked like she was in her mid 30's early 40's was walking with her kid I'd say he was 4 or 5 while talking on the Phone, doesn't seem as bad as the first one but the kid was running around, not too bad but the kid ran across the street with the mother walking behind him, still on that conversation acting like nothing was happening, her kid almost got hit by a car and still no reaction, I'm the one who reacted to the situation. I'm usually not one to get into other people's business but I pulled the kid aside (after I'm sure he wet himself) calmed him down, and I told her this (I'm Translating it from Spanish to English)

Me: What the hell are you thinking? You let your kid run around, He almost got hit by a car, and for what? to gossip with you friend? 

Lady: That's none of your business 

Me: I made it my business, your kid could've been killed, and I would've been the witness.

So Please, take care of your kids, for their well-being!

 -Jimmy

The Wii-Fund

Get it like Refund??

Well I thought it was funny...jerk who didn't laugh...

Well the Wii-Fund is Just a Super-Mario "Piggy" Bank which I will use to put my spare change in. It's also one that my brother puts most of his allowance in... (If he has $5 he'll put in $3, he has 10? he'll put in 6.)
so I was thinking...Buy the Wii with my next Pay check and use the money in the Wii-Fund for games,
What do you all think?


Now the Wii has caught my attention more recently because it's the only console (so far) to have a web browser, which pretty much means I'll be able to surf the web while sitting on my couch. Now that's not the only reason, the Wii also has a collection of extremely fun games (but some really terrible ones.)
Also it's a lot smaller than the PS3 and the 360.
so...should I buy the Wii with my own money...or...should I just have the Wii-Fund cover the costs?

You Know What Really Grinds my Gears?...

Family Guy References.

Yeah as I Typed the Title I couldn't help at laugh because I've been told I look like Peter Griffin
Yeah I don't see it Either

But that's not what this post is about,
My post is to Tell you what Grinds my Gears, or... gets on my nerves. Take it how you want to.

Here they are:

•  -People who take to forever to cross the street, It's okay if the light is still green and you're walking at a regular pace but if the light turns red and you're still taking your sweet time now we've got a Problem. (Disclaimer: If you're handicapped I don't have an issue with the way you walk.) 

•  -Jay walkers, and not all of them, just the ones that jay walk and almost cause traffic accidents, we've all seen them you're driving and out of nowhere some random person pops out and you almost hit them. We don't want them denting our cars. 

•  -People with bad attitudes, yeah I dislike them too, especially ones who work with people (Ex. customer service) if you have a bad attitude and work with around people you might need to think about a new career. 

•  -Little kids who think they're bad-ass, yeah we've all seen them, they like to run around cussing, talking back to their parents, making fools out of themselves trying to impress the "older kids" here's a Message to all you little kids "Just Because you play Grand Theft Auto, that doesn't make you a bad-ass" 

and that's it for Now, I will be posting blogs like this occasionally, Let me Know what you Think, and Thanks for Reading!

• -Jimmy

Cholos Bailando Cumbia Parody

I dance VERY badly. It's one of the many things I can't do well. I really don't remember exactly why I agreed to dance on camera knowing I'm as bad as I am..,
well enjoy my terrible dancing.

Ghetto People...

Now Don't get mad at me when I say "Ghetto" when I say ghetto it can be anybody that has that personality trait. You could be Black, Mexican, White or Asian. Race isn't a factor.

I live in Long Beach so I've encountered all sorts of ghetto people. for Example there's the ghetto group,they can be either male of female, they are both usually loud and obnoxious, they usually travel in large groups to places that only one of them needs to be at. The only difference between them is that the female group might be carrying kids with them.
 Now here's a little tip to the ghetto female group: Please, instead of taking your baybay's kids and all of your homegirls to the t-mobile store to pay your phone bill, leave your kids at home and have one of your friends babysit. If you feel the need that you must take a friend, take one. And as a reminder please use your indoor voice.

Now here's a Tip for all ghetto people, Don't think you're above the kid working at the Register at McDonald's. Even if you feel he might have a crappy job, at least he has a job. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've seen a ghetto person verbally abuse the person at the register. So here's a little advice "Don't mess with the people that handle your food" Yeah because if you do they might give you some of their special Sauce, I'm not gonna say what it is. I'll let your Imagination figure it out. Yeah, be nice to them. Tip them if you can, why? Because if you ever plan on going back, you don't want the rep as that "ghetto chick" you might want to be known in a more positive way, they might give large fries when you ordered small, help them out and they might hook you up.

-Jimmy

Def Jam: Icon | Review

Well Not too Long ago I Decided to buy a Horrible Excuse for a Fighting game, and By reading the Title you'll Know it's Def Jam: Icon

Now Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike the game because of the Fact that It's a Hip-Hop Game. In fact, I loved Def Jam fight for New York. I dislike it for the Following Reason: Horrible Controls, I Played Def Jam: Fight for New York in the Past and it was a Great game with controls that are easy to get used to, but in Icon they've changed the controls around and they're hard to get used to, someone who's a fan of the previous game will have a hard time adjusting (as did I)
to make things worse they don't even have a tutorial mode like in Fight for New York.
They basically took a good thing and changed it...for the worst. Not only that but they removed being able to do finishers...and if you're not careful something other than your opponent will hit you...even the speakers at a club can hurt you.
Now this game does have a few positive notes...I guess the Music is alright, it was all getting heavy radio play when the game first hit the shelves, also the roster has a decent amount of popular artists some in which make a return from previous games, and that's about it for anything positive. The graphics are alright, they're nothing special. And the story mode is terrible.
I really think that EA should of spent  a lot more of their time and effort in making the game rather than hyping it up like they did.

Controls: 2
Music: 10
Story: 4

Overall Score: 5/10

Don't Waste your money on this game. if you feel the need to play it, Rent it. You won't get much play value out of it though.

-Jimmy

Why WrestleMania is so Important to me...

It all Started in March of 2007, one of my friends from High School asks me "Are you going to have a Wrestlemania party?" which sparked something, I had never heard of a "Wrestlemania Party" They were always Superbowl Parties.I wanted to have a Wrestlemania Party...So naturally I Invited him, and a few other friends to help cover the cost of the PPV, the Snacks, and food, (Charging about $10 or $15 a head) within the people where my brother, Tony, his brother Alex, Ron, and about 4 of my neighbors.
That Pretty Much covered the Cost, Then April 1st, 2007 we all got together at my place, to watch Wrestlemania 23!

The Following year for WrestleMania 24.Things where a little Different...Instead of having it at my place, we had it at Tony's. and this time there were only 4 of us, (Tony, Ron, Alex and myself) so it was pretty chill, but fun nonetheless.

Then WrestleMania 25! Wrestlemania's 25 Anniversary! This year it was back to my place! This time it was Tony, Ron, my Little brother and Myself. this time instead of watching it in my living room, we watched it in my bedroom, The PPV itself wasn't really all that Exciting but we watched it and had a decent amount of fun.
 
Finally WrestleMania 26, This time it was at my place again, and in my bedroom once more, but this time I got rid of my 36 inch tv and Got a 57 inch Plasma!, but even though it was a sight to behold, we where missing someone...Ron had to work...so it was only Tony, my brother, my cousin and myself...it sucks that someone who was there from the beginning couldn't make it. But hey the show must go on!
and it was fun even without Ron, (but it wasn't the same.)

-Now we wait for Next Year WrestleMania 27!

 -Jimmy

Why I hate Mondays...

Why I hate Mondays... Every week I'm Starting to Feel more like Garfield, you Know that cat from the Comic strip that later ended up a cartoon series and eventually two (really bad) movies? Well Yeah, Him... I feel like him as of late because I love lasagna...and Because I hate Mondays!
Let's see...why do I hate Mondays? Well because last Monday I slipped and feel Messing my arm up, (my arm is a lot better now.) but I was in complete pain last Monday and the next few days after,
and Now today...The Morning had just started i was walking into work, (well more like still in the Parking Lot) when I took my iPod out of my Pocket I lost grip and it fell Screen first on the concrete cracking the screen. yeah it sucks...Now for the iPod itself still turns on, and the screen (even the cracked area) still responds when touched) it just looks horrible and I won't be able to use half of my apps or watch Movies or Videos anymore.
What sucks the most about this is that I bought the iPod from a Friend, rather then the retail store itself so no insurance, no warranty... I called him to see if he had ever gotten the warranty or insurance but its long expired.
so what my best option is to go to the Apple store and try to get it repaired, I might pay a fee but it's cheaper than having to pay over $300 for a new one.

Here's The Damage

Well It's still really early in the day, so let's hope it can only get better!

Fat Guy Making Love

Just hanging out, and messing around.